"HALT, COMMONERS! Are you are compelled, by LAW OF THIS KINGDOM, to gaze upon your KING EEPA, and weep! For it is COMMANDED OF-"

"Is that a Burger King crown"

"Did I say the wrong thing-"

"Oh no, quick! Run from the Eepa Explosion before-"

"I don't think I'm going to ever talk to that guy again"